🖤💨 FOR SALE: 2023 Yamaha R3 – Beginner Bike? Please. This is Your Glow-Up Machine. 💨🖤 Just 321cc of PURE “I’m him” energy. Low miles, high vibes, and ready to take your emotionally unavailable self straight into the streets with absolutely zero business riding like this.
Are you: – Recently heartbroken? – Still living with your ex’s Netflix password? – Tired of getting curved by girls with a “Jesus & Gym Only” bio?
Good. Because this R3 is YOUR redemption arc.
What you’re working with: ⚡ Lightweight = you can pick it up after that inevitable parking lot drop ⚡ Sporty as hell, without trying to kill you ⚡ Light right-side tip = battle scar, not baggage ⚡ Custom dealership vibe = fully checked, freshly serviced, and comes with zero shame
🔥 It's got just enough power to look like a menace and just little enough that your mom might still speak to you. 🔥
This thing turns more heads than a pyramid scheme at brunch. Gas station clerks will nod in respect. Your ex will wonder what therapy you’re in. Everyone will assume you’ve got your life together (you don’t, but they don’t know that).
💰 Asking $5,500 OBO – or trade for something reckless 📍 No Limit Motorsports – 111 Hubbard St, Belmont, NC 📞 (704) 913-9886 🌎 www.2ndhandcycles.com
Show up. Glow up. Ride off. Helmet not included, but self-respect is optional anyway. 🏍️💀 You're welcome.